Weekend Assignmet #41: Make a new year's resolution... for your pet. If you have more than one pet, of course, feel free to make resolutions for any or all of them.
Extra Credit: Imagine what your pet would make as a resolution for you.
My resolution for JoJo (a.k.a. Baby) is that he will promise not to use me as a scratching post any longer. He will promise to understand that I am NOT prey. He will calm down and stop scratching and biting and drawing blood and turn into a good little kitty. He will also stop growling every time I am eating and not attack me and climb up me as I eat. Please be a good kitty in 2005, Baby!
My resolution for Honey is that she will get off the couch and come spend some time with me in my bed just every once in awhile. I want her to be a bed kitty. She never has been and I just want to have her come in my bed, say, twice a week. That would be very nice! So, she will promise this!
Their resolution for me will be that they will make me promise to cook them a chicken breast, their favorite food, once a week. I promise to pull it off the bone and feed it to them in chunks. They must keep their promises as well or no chicken, though!!
Happy New Year everyone and everyone's pets!!