"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a new friend... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannotpossibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response
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I just love these Val! Going over now to put a sentence in!
ReplyDeleteKrissy :)
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I love a good quote!! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteLove all the quotes Val xxx
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I know an envelope..................
ReplyDeletefunny! I like Churchill's witty reply...
ReplyDeleteNancy
((((((((((((((((((((((VAL)))))))))))))))))Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeletethese were all great for a morning chuckle; I liked Mark Twain's quote the best :)
ReplyDeleteenjoy the day
betty
LOL I think my fave has to be Oscar Wilde's
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I always wondered if Oscar Wilde was the same person that played in 7 Wives for 7 Brothers? Great quotes.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant wee quotes. I love reading wee funny things. Love Pam xx
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!! It was much needed!
ReplyDelete~Rosemary
They were pretty funny!
ReplyDeleteMissie
LOL those are good ones!
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Mary
Those are histerical...especially the George Bernard Shaw/Winston Churchill ones!
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