"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
- Oscar Wilde
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play. Bring a new friend... if you have one."
- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannotpossibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response
reminder... "Weekly Sentence" is due tomorrow at 4PM!!