Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Cute humor...


3-year-old, Reese:

"Our Father, Who does art in

heaven, Harold is His name.



A little boy was overheard praying:

"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.

I'm having a real good time like I am."


A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.

They were ready to discuss the last one.

The teacher asked if anyone could tell her what it was.

Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,

"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."


After the christening of his baby brother in church,

Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.

His father asked him three times what was wrong.

Finally, the boy replied,

"That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a

Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."  


I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer

for several evenings at bedtime,

she would repeat after me the lines from the prayer.

Finally, she decided to go solo.

I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated

each word right up to the end of the prayer:

"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,

"but deliver us some E-mail.


One particular four-year-old prayed,

"And forgive us our trash baskets

as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."


A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on the way to church service,

"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"

One bright little girl replied,

"Because people are



Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church.

Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud.

Finally, his big sister had had enough.

"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."

"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.

Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,

"See those two men standing by the door?

They're hushers."


  A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5 and Ryan 3.  

The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.  

Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.

"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,

'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"


    A father was at the beach with his children

when the four-year-old son ran up to him,

grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore

where a seagull lay dead in the sand.  

"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.

   "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.

   The boy thought a moment and then said,

"Did God throw him back down?"      


A wife invited some people to dinner.  At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"

   "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.

   "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.

   The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"


  1. Lol, those are absolutely priceless. I love the things children say. Thanks for bringing me a laugh xxxxxx

  2. Am loving these Val :o)
    I did laugh, children say the funniest things don't they!!
    Sara   x

  3. From the mouths of babes....OMG, too funny!   ~Sieblonde

  4. LOL...these really made me chuckle...I liked the seagull one especially. Thanks for sharing them with us.

    love Amy xxxx

  5. *chuckles are good*

  6. Thanks for the chuckle this morning. :-)


  7. Loved these Val. -Krissy

  8. Val, wishing you all the best for a very happy birthday!  (((Hugs!!!)))~Nikki

  9. A GOOD LAUGH FOR SURE.....................STORMIE

  10. I love humour from kids because it is said in innocence, thank you for sharing this with us :).............Jules xxx

  11. A-hem - clearing throat...
    Happy birthday to you
    Happy birthday to yooou
    Happy birthday dear Va aaal
    Happyyyy birthday too yooooooooouuuuuuu!!
    Have a lovely day girlie, big huge giant birthday ((((((((((hugs)))))))))) to you my friend :o)
    Sara   x

  12. *sings in Welsh*

    Penblwydd Hapus i chi
    Penblwydd Hapus i chi
    Penblwydd Hapus i Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
    Penbwlydd Hapus i chi!

    Happy  birthday ;o)

    Del x

  13. Happy Birthday, Val, my dear friend. Have a wonderful day, many happy returns and may the year to your next birthday bring you health and happiness xxxxxxx God bless you.

  14. I got here through KKasey's journal Kasey's Quilt of thoughts
    She said it's your birthday so,
    Happy Birthday!

  15. Hi Val

    This page is marvelous.  I chuckled, remembered and almost cried for I remember my own children, 5 of them, in church.

    God Bless!  I hope some of your responses are from the link in my journal.


  16. Happy Birthday Val xxR

  17. I found you through Jeannette, who says Birthday Wishes are in order. Have a great day !  I loved your entry..... the things children say...LOL...!  Sandra x

  18. Heard that it was your birthday Val and am coming by to say happy birthday. :) I loved this Kids In Church. Thats worth quite a few laughs. :)

  19. Happy Birthday Val! (MadmanADHD sent me over....)

  20. I've seen most of these before but still laughed as I read them.  Thanks for the giggle and Happy Birthday!

  21. ROFLMAO....sounds like home!

  22. Happy Belated Birthday Val!

  23. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!! Oh, these are so cute! Are they true?! Why haven't I seen your journal before?! This is great, Blessings. :D



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