Friday, June 13, 2008

A funny...

Some Like It Hot

What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures:

+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

+60 -
Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).

+50 -
Miami residents turn on the heat.

+45 -
Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.

+40 -
You can see your breath.  Californians shiver uncontrollably.
         Minnesotans go swimming.


+35 -
Italian cars don't start.

+32 -
Water freezes.

+30 -
You plan your vacation to Australia.

+25 -
Ohio water freezes.  Californians weep.  Minnesotans eat ice
         cream.  Canadians go swimming.


+20 -
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.  New York City
      water freezes.  Miami residents plan vacation farther South.


+15 -
French cars don't start.  Cat insists on sleeping in your bed
      with you.


+10 -
You need jumper cables to get the car going.

+ 5 -
American cars don't start.

  0 -
Alaskans put on T-shirts.

-10
-
German cars don't start.  Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

-15 -
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
        Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.  Miami residents
        cease to exist.


-20 -
Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.  Politicians
        actually do something about the homeless.  Minnesotans
        shovel snow off roof.  Japanese cars don't start.

-25 -
Too cold to think.  You need jumper cables to get the driver
        going.

-30 -
You plan a two week hot bath.  Swedish cars don't start.

-40 -
Californians disappear.  Minnesotans button top button.
        Canadians put on sweaters.  Your car helps you plan your
        trip South.


-50 -
Congressional hot air freezes.  Alaskans close the bathroom
        window.


-80 -
Hell freezes over.  Polar bears move South.  Green Bay
        Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.


-90 -
Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.

13 comments:

  1. That was too funny. Thanks for the chuckle!!

    Amy

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  2. That's a good one !!  Linda in Washington at 52*  

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  3. Val, I laughed so hard I held my sides.  Especially about the Green Bay Packers, John's favorite team!  Oh, this was too funny!

    Krissy :)
    http://journals.aol.com/fisherkristina/SometimesIThink    

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  4. Oh, one more thing, to Linda in Washington State, gee you all are cold!!!

    Krissy :)
    http://journals.aol.com/fisherkristina/SometimesIThink

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  5. Absolutely priceless my Val! lmbo. The bit with the cat getting in the pyjammas almost cracked me up! lol. Love your Pam xx

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  6. That was really funny Val! ;o))

    Love Sandra xxxx

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  7. That is so funny,... I loved it!!!  The stuff about Californians cracked me up of course!!  LOL!!!

    Joann

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  8. After living my first winter in Saint Paul, I can heartily confirm everything in this list about Minnesotans is NO EXAGGERATION!

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