Some Like It Hot
What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures:
+65 - Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
+60 - Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).
+50 - Miami residents turn on the heat.
+45 - Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
+40 - You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.
+35 - Italian cars don't start.
+32 - Water freezes.
+30 - You plan your vacation to Australia.
+25 - Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice
cream. Canadians go swimming.
+20 - Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City
water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.
+15 - French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed
with you.
+10 - You need jumper cables to get the car going.
+ 5 - American cars don't start.
0 - Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 - German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-15 - You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents
cease to exist.
-20 - Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians
actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans
shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.
-25 - Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver
going.
-30 - You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-40 - Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your
trip South.
-50 - Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom
window.
-80 - Hell freezes over. Polar bears move South. Green Bay
Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 - Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
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That was too funny. Thanks for the chuckle!!
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That's a good one !! Linda in Washington at 52*
ReplyDeleteVal, I laughed so hard I held my sides. Especially about the Green Bay Packers, John's favorite team! Oh, this was too funny!
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Oh, one more thing, to Linda in Washington State, gee you all are cold!!!
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Absolutely priceless my Val! lmbo. The bit with the cat getting in the pyjammas almost cracked me up! lol. Love your Pam xx
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That is so funny,... I loved it!!! The stuff about Californians cracked me up of course!! LOL!!!
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