You might be a redneck if...
You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.
Thanksgiving dinner is squirrel and dumplings.
You've ever re-used a paper plate.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Cool Whip on the side.
If you've ever used your ironing board as a buffet table.
On Thanksgiving Day you have to decide which pet to eat.
Your turkey platter is an old hub cap.
Your best dishes have Dixie printed on them.
Your stuffings secret ingredient comes from the bait shop.
Your only condiment on the dining room table is ketchup.
Side dishes include beef jerky and Moon Pies.
You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
The directions to your house include "turn off the paved road".
You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
Your secret family recipe is illegal.
You serve Vienna Sausage as an appetizer.
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Very funny Val - made me smile :o)
ReplyDeleteImagining having to choose between the goldfish and the water snail for thanksgiving, them being my only pets right now. Blech, give me pork and beans over goldfish and water snail anyday!!
Sara x
When is Thanksgiving?
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ReplyDeletehey that was great. LOL.
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Leigh
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Hilarious. -Krissy
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OH HOW FUNNY!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I guess I'm not a redneck. : )
ReplyDeleteAngela
Oh I love these. As you know I live in Georgia and we get a kick out of the Red neck jokes and also the You might be ghetto jokes. LOL Very funny! God Bless
ReplyDeletelol, I love them :)..............Jules xxx
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An Elvis jello mold? LOL. Too funny. ~Sie
ReplyDeleteim from anderson south carolina here is a redneck joke..............if you hug your dog and not your wife when you come home from work,.you just might be a redneck
ReplyDeleteheres another .ir your grandpa uses his top dentures to scrape off the ice on the windshield ..you just might be a redneck.................ir yotr grandmother get on the hood of grandpas truck and attemps to fart to melt the ice off the windshield ...........yes you are a redneck
ReplyDeleteWhy not You might be a redneck if, your fancy eatin table is the pool table. Not just for Beverly Hills. I have the pics LOL.
ReplyDeleteWhen all your relatives vote on who's trailer you have dinner.
ReplyDeleteIF YOU WERE PETTING YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER YESTERDAY
ReplyDeleteThese are so funny!! I'm from North GA & some of these hit close to home!! LOL!!!
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