My friend Merry sent me these cat jokes in an email the other day and I thought I would share them with you. I got a kick out of them. I think you will like them, especially if you are a "cat person".
Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma? One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before pause.
What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
What is a cat's favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
What is a cat's way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement.
Why did a person with an unspayed female cat have to go to court? For kitty littering.
Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
What is a cat's favorite color? Purrrrrrrple!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck-filled fatty puss.
Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
What is the cat's favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
What is a cat's favorite car? The Catillac.
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
Did you have a favorite one? I liked the "retail store" and the "duck-filled fatty pus" ones. My cats have me laughing all day long. Baby was chasing his tail the last couple of nights, just like a dog - round and round in circles. He used to do this but stopped. He is doing it again. Do you have any funny stories about your cats or any pet? I would love for you to share it in my comments section! I will share stories in an entry later in the week if I receive some!
I hope you are all having a good start to your weekend! Take care and pat your pets for me! xox
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